OK - NOW THIS IS GETTING SILLY....

HOW GREEDY DOES SHE THINK I AM!!

Hello Everyone

Just a quick update to let you know my female hooman has clearly completely lost her marbles.

I'm super excited as i'm away on the "Doggie Bus" today with my pals from Steps & Stays Torryburn. The lovely ladies will be coming for me shortly - WAYHAY!!

BUT......... my hooman seems to have this MAHOOSIVE bag of delicious treats. Now I know that I like my treats and do request them on a regular basis on a walk. (Thats the reason all us furry family members tolerate our hoomans and there constant need to take us for "Walkies") but there is no way I can eat nearly a 1KG of treats on just one walk - though I'm willing to give it a go TBH.

SERIOUSLY, how much can one cockapoo on a walk???

NOW..... I'm hoping I'm wrong but my concern is this bag isnt actually all for me and yet again my hooman is giving my treats away for this thing she calls "Culross Doggie Delicacies" that she keeps going on about.

I'm going to give the crazy lady the benefit of the doubt and think that she just thinks I'm all little hungry today after my endeavours yesterday almost catching a deer (true that) and not that other people's furry family will benefit from these delicious morsels.

If you see me out and about on a walk and I've gained a few inches on my bum & tum then you'll know I ate the lot. HOWEVER..... if on my walk you see me furrowed brows and very unhappy then you'll know my worst nightmare has come true and these ARE for other dogs.

Must sign off now so I can go to my usual spot on the bed to wait in anticipation for my pals to arrive in the ........

LOOKING GOOD CLAIRE!! No I'm looking for extra treats!

Ciao for now

Lady Lexi of Culross